Pretendbian Dick-tionary

Ladystick = Penis (IT IS A FEMALE ORGAN THANKYOUVERYMUCH)

Cotton Ceiling = IT’S NOT RAPEY, REALLY, AND WE DON’T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MEAN, HAIRY, MANLY LESBIANS, EWWW, THEY ARE SO NOT SEXY

Gender = Sex

Neo-clit = Penis (IT IS A FEMALE ORGAN THANKYOUVERYMUCH)

Gash = EWWW VAGINA ON A GROSS CIS WOMAN GAG ME.

Die Cis Scum = EWWW STOP SAYING MEAN THINGS TO US, YOU ARE SO MEAN, AND WE HATE YOU AND WE ARE ALSO OPPRESSED, MORE SO THAN YOUUUUUUU

Radical Feminists = The Taliban (no, really, someone on the Internet said so)

High tech strap-on–it’s strapless! = Ladystick

18 responses to “Pretendbian Dick-tionary

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  2. If you think any trans people say “Die Cis Scum” seriously and that it deserves a mention here, you’re an idiot. It’s always always used by people who attack feminists in the same breath.

    Also, just to point out, most transwomen don’t have fully functioning penises and over time they do become more like an intersexed organ, between clit and penis. This isn’t true of all cases, but it’s at least partially understandable that not everyone conflates it with an active male penis, because it generally isn’t.

    You’ve been looking at too much shemale porn.

  3. Could you write down what defines a woman? How does one know if someone is a woman? What is the scientific evidence for your views? Do you have any psychological qualifications? Thanks

    • Being a woman isn’t a state of mind. It’s science. If you weren’t born with a vagina, then you’re not a woman and never will be. Your struggles were entirely different from that of a woman and you will never fully comprehend what it’s like to be a woman no matter how hard you try.

      Any man, trans or no, that expects a lesbian to be sexually attracted to him is presumptuous and deluded beyond words.

  4. this website is dedicated to hatred. you people are disgusting. you are like the KKK of queer culture

  5. no, it would be you. the majority of queer culture recognizes radfem as a hiccup in the equality movement. feminists do not identify with radfem, but people who identify with radfem call themselves feminists. transadvocate does not want to see anyone dead. you do.

  6. Hi. My name is Aurora and I’m trans. The only word there I ever used is gender, that never equals sex (check oxford dictionaries, the closest is: “The members of one or other sex”, which can be never applied to a single person http//www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/gender). It’s understandable you don’t want to date unoperated transwomen. It might gross you out their ladystick, but at least you could use terms they’re comfortable with, it costs you nothing and is nice to them. What is really wrong is hating us. Your hatred is the same you demand for people not to have to you. And you’re more opressed than us, you say? Don’t make me laugh, please. First, there’s little you have to refrain from doing so as to not be identified as lesbian. Most of us can’t be ourselves without being clearly recognisable as trans by anyone seeing us. And when identified as such, homophobia is way lower than transphobia, and moreover, no matter if a trans* is straight or homosexual, most homophobes consider us homosexual.

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