Category Archives: Pretendbian

Jamie Isadora Davenport

Meet Jamie Isadora Davenport, a man who identifies as a woman:

 

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Allison & Jamie, a gay couple.

Jamie has some advice for men like Sarah Alltop, a man who claims he’s a lesbian and has two Twitter accounts filled with content “all about lesbians” (by which he means, “lesbian” porn).  He now claims his Twitter accounts were “hacked.”

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LOL.  Sure, and the hackers must have posted all of those selfies of him too.  Whatever.

Jamie’s “hard advice but best advice” to Sarah is buried in a pile of garbage, hilariously alleging he “knows who was responsible” for Sarah’s “hacked” social accounts.  LOL.   Here it is:

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“Stay off of lesbian groups and lesbian venues.”  Yes, thank you, we absolutely agree.  Better yet, just stay away from lesbians altogether.  We’re not into men, including (inclusive!) those who identify as women.

“Stay off of lesbian groups and lesbian venues.”

The complete, garbage-filled comment below:

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“Stay off of lesbian groups and lesbian venues.” — Jamie Isadora Davenport

 

 

Sarah Lee (Richard) Alltop @sarahalltop

This is Sarah Lee Alltop (formerly known as Richard Alltop), who says he’s a lesbian.

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That’s true, Sarah, lesbians don’t like dick. Or men.

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To see what he means by “about lesbians,” just check out his page and his other page (actually, don’t, they’re both full of male fantasies “about lesbians”). Ew.

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Joel Klinepeter @Estra_Doll: he’s a Lesbian.

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He’s a lesbian, see.

He says so.

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I mean. He’s a lesbian as of sometime after February 2016, anyway.

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Before that, he was a Trans Ally.

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But he’s a lesbian now, see, and he can say degrading things about Lesbians because he’s just one of us, see.

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This is ok. I mean, he says he’s a lesbian.

Right?

Reason 5,437 to be twanzphobic about laydees

The Rise of the Oppression Fetishists

 

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TRANS FEMINISM: THERE’S NO CONUNDRUM ABOUT IT

Deluded: Making Stupid Women Suck My Dick

TRANS FEMINISM: THERE’S NO CONUNDRUM ABOUT IT

CHAPTER FIVE

Did the title of this chapter make you laugh? Fuck you, transphobe. There’s  no conundrum because I say so.

In March of 2012, Ms. Magazine’s blog ran a month-long “Future of Feminism” series, which was billed as “celebrating organizations and ideas that represent the future of feminism.” The author of the series covered a variety of topics, and portrayed them all—even those that have generated significant debate within feminism—in a generally positive light. The glaring exception to this was her article on trans feminism (ominously entitled “Transfeminism and Its Conundrums”), which framed the movement as a “controversy” that is fundamentally incompatible with certain basic tenets of feminism. Did I point out that the author of this piece is really pro-trans and has harassed lesbian feminists on behalf of men, I mean transwomen? No? well fuck you, she didn’t do enough.

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MARGINS

Deluded: Making Stupid Women Suck My Dick

MARGINS

CHAPTER FOUR

NOVEMBER 2006

The nurse is pulling the stitches out of my face. I can tell that something is wrong because she doesn’t offer any of the typical “it’s-healing-nicely” affirmations that one usually expects. The doctor enters and tells me that the tumor exceeded three of the four margins of the diamond-shaped sliver of skin that he removed from my cheek one week ago. He explains that most basal cell carcinomas grow in one big lump, like a basketball, making them easy to remove in one fell swoop. But my tumor was a rarer, more aggressive type that grows unpredictably under the skin like an amoeba, sending out projections like tentacles. He tells me that he won’t know how far it has spread until the next surgery. Hopefully they won’t have to remove too much more tissue. But he can’t rule out the possibility that I might lose…

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ON BEING A WOMAN

Deluded: Making Stupid Women Suck My Dick

ON BEING A WOMAN

CHAPTER THREE

Did the title of this chapter make you laugh? It did? DIAF.

A friend of mine was asked to write about being a femme for a queer women’s event. She wasn’t quite sure where to begin. “It’s hard to write about being a girl,” she said, and I knew exactly what she meant.  Because even though I am male, was born male, raised male, etc., no one knows more about being a Woman than a Man. I mean, we’ve been both, so we know more than you. Also, no one believes what women say anyway, so listen up, vagina bearers!

For some time, I’ve been trying to write my own poem about what it means to be a woman. But every time I pick up my pen, I’m afraid that I’ll paint myself into a corner, betrayed by words forged from soft vowel sounds…

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@MarciHawkins

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00Marci would like to make sure TERFs (that is women who know penises are male organs) receive a dictionary for Christmas. I assume she means the same dictionary which says this:

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ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN, LIKE THE RAPEY CREEP I AM

Deluded: Making Stupid Women Suck My Dick

PART ONE

ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN

CHAPTER TWO

AUGUST 2003.

When we hear story after story set in a landscape that we have never set foot in before, we can’t help but create our own mental picture of that place.  I can’t tell you how many times I’ve fantazied about a woman’s locker room before I finally got to go in one! Boy was that great. I realized only as my wife Dani and I turned off a dirt road and up to the welcome center that I always imagined that Camp Trans would resemble pictures I had seen of Woodstock, with tents strewn everywhere and people buzzing about busily with a sense of purpose and energy, with a sense that they were a part of history. But Camp Trans looked nothing like that. It was set on a modest-sized clearing in the middle of the woods. Cars were parked…

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A WORD ABOUT MY WORDS

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A WORD ABOUT MY WORDS

CHAPTER ONE

Any disagreements within feminist and queer politics stem from language. Forget about the fact that Lesbians, as Women, have different life experiences (LIVED EXPERIENCE) because there is no such thing as “shared girlhood” or “menstruation” or “developing breasts.” It’s all about language. So in order to avoid such confusion, in this chapter I will define many of the basic terms that I will use throughout this book, often with an accompanying explanation for why I have chosen certain words over others. So make sure you DOG EAR THIS SECTION OF THE BOOK, because you’ll need to refer to this section A LOT as MY definition of words often doesn’t match the ACTUAL definition of these works.

While I cannot promise that all readers will agree on the terms I use or how I define them, I do believe that knowing where I am coming…

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Introduction

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Deluded: Making Stupid Women Suck My Dick

By Julia Serano

INTRODUCTION

All transwomen have been deluded at some point in our lives. Indeed, we are deluded right now, as we continue to “believe” that we are women. Because of that, for some reason that we CANNOT figure out, we are sometimes excluded from certain spaces I’ll call hatebigotfest spaces, but Actual Women might call “women-only space.” Like, who are these Women not to believe us when we say we are Women? It’s infuriating that they don’t bow down to our lived experience!

In order to change this, I decided to co-opt an entire theoretical framework – it used to be called “feminism” – and center it around myself. And I noticed how much attention liberals gave to those of us who were able to rattle off all of the ways in which we are “oppressed.” Like, oooh, I know, some…

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Avery Edison

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Avery Edison is a heterosexual man who thinks he is a lesbian. He is also a stand-up ‘comedian’ so maybe this is a bad joke.

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Here is Avery being “funny”:

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A Man Being Recognised As A Man Is Not Lesbophobia

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PS – I AM GUESSING YOU WERE PROBABLY RACIST.

This Is A Guy

Dude, I don’t care if Men work for “Women’s Rights” either.

The Truth And The Lie

This is brilliant.

Roz Kaveney

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Not a woman.

Not a lesbian.

Not a dyke.

Desperate Trans Wacktavists are Desperate

This person – Orionist 5 – is not a radical feminist, and she has been abusive to women. http://bugbrennan.com/2013/03/27/this-is-your-brain-on-gender-identity-disorder/

Privilege Denying Tranny

Not content to just impersonate women and in a  desperate bid to prove that women are the hateful cissy bigots they say they are, trans trolls of twitter have decided to pretend that this dude is a Rad Fem.

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Who the fuck sinks this low to make fake accounts pretending to be a rad fem supporter? Yep, dudes do.  Also, Orion, what woman let alone a radfem would choose the name of a male rapist God for their handle? Nope not buying it.

Oh and Orion, your need to learn how to tuck better cause your trolly cock is showin.

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Stay In Lane

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Over the past year, I have read some – certainly not all – of the speculation about Pretendbians and why it exists.

“Cathy Brennan hates men. Cathy Brennan is secretly attracted to men. Cathy Brennan is a man.”

You all sound like the Adults in Peanuts speaking. Also, make up your fucking minds.

A reminder: the reason Pretendbians exists is because of the utter lack of respect transwomen (and, let’s be honest, their female “allies”) have shown for lesbians.

Without the Cotton Ceiling, there would be no Pretendbians.

Without the endless demands that lesbians consider males as sexual partners, there would be no Pretendbians.

Transwomen, I just ran across a press release for a dating website FOR FEMALES. You can read about it here. This lesbian dating website is not FOR YOU.  Because transwomen ARE NOT FEMALE.

Respect that. For once, respect that.

Lesbians are female homosexuals.

We don’t have a penis. We don’t have balls. We don’t have male socialization.   We aren’t eunuchs.

We are women.

We love women.

We desire intimate relations with OTHER WOMEN.

Transwomen, respect that. You will never be women, but you certainly can be decent human beings.

Try it.

It’s OK to Abuse Women Cause They Have Books That Hurt Feels

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You know that right? Well according to the dude bro’s at Law and Disorder  it’s perfectly acceptable behavior!

Get ready for some classic mansplaining by the pseudo left!

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Let me remind you it was two women sitting at a booth with books. Not making speeches, not threatening anyone. Just chilling with some books. This is what the trans/queer community consider attacking? FFS!

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Saying gender is a social construct makes people harm themselves. Get the fuck outta here.

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Somehow I imagine if DGR had marked on the trans hand they would be crying bloody murder.

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LOL Peacey. What a peace lovin dude.

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Violence against women is OK cause men in dresses feelings are more important.

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DGR books are being called “HATE FILLED PROPAGANDA  on par with Mein Kamph. These manarchists are the same people are more than happy to have a conference as a torture porn venue, but that’s probably not hateful, white supremacist or violent against women in…

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